A Christmas parody

                A cheerful holiday song from Lindsay's ass

          (To the tune of "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer")

Eggman the pink nosed fat guy!
Had a very shiny head!
And if you ever saw it...
You would even say "It glows!"
    (Like a lightbulb!)

All of the other Eggmen,
Used to laugh and call him names!
    (Like Robuttnick!)
They wouldn't let poor Eggman
Join in any evil schemes!

Then, one foggy chistmas eve,
Lindsay came to say...
   (In her underwear!)
"Eggman, with your pants so tight!
Come with me to bed tonight!"

Then, all the Eggman feared him!
For Lindsay followed him endlessly...
And they shouted out with dread
"Oh, poor Eggman,
that pink nosed fat guy,
he won't be with us in the morning!"
    (Neither will Wario!)